{"id":105,"date":"2009-05-08T12:41:09","date_gmt":"2009-05-08T19:41:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basweeney.com\/writings\/?p=105"},"modified":"2009-06-04T12:21:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-04T19:21:00","slug":"what-men-tell-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/basweeney.com\/writings\/?p=105","title":{"rendered":"What Men Tell Us"},"content":{"rendered":"

WHAT MEN TELL US<\/span><\/p>\n

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“You should let me cut your hair.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“You could use a water softener.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Always put the cold food under<\/span> the ice in a cooler.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“A water softener will ruin your pipes.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Someday you’ll have hard things to do, too.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Use motor oil on your deadbolts when they stick.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“They don’t make parts for that model anymore.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“You should charge more for your work.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Sprinklers are easy.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Just ‘right click’ on it and go to ‘properties'”.<\/span><\/p>\n

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“High octane gas is bullshit.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“I’m pretty sure that was a meteorite.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“You can’t stay on the trail your whole life.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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WHAT MEN TELL US \u00a0 \u00a0 “You should let me cut your hair.” \u00a0 “You could use a water softener.” \u00a0 “Always put the cold food under the ice in a cooler.” \u00a0 “A water softener will ruin your pipes.” \u00a0 “Someday you’ll have hard things to do, too.” \u00a0 “Use motor oil on your […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what_me_tell_us","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/basweeney.com\/writings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/basweeney.com\/writings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/basweeney.com\/writings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/basweeney.com\/writings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/basweeney.com\/writings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=105"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/basweeney.com\/writings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":109,"href":"http:\/\/basweeney.com\/writings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions\/109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/basweeney.com\/writings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/basweeney.com\/writings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/basweeney.com\/writings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}