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What Men Tell Us

WHAT MEN TELL US

 

 

“You should let me cut your hair.”

 

“You could use a water softener.”

 

“Always put the cold food under the ice in a cooler.”

 

“A water softener will ruin your pipes.”

 

“Someday you’ll have hard things to do, too.”

 

“Use motor oil on your deadbolts when they stick.”

 

“They don’t make parts for that model anymore.”

 

“You should charge more for your work.”

 

“Sprinklers are easy.”

 

“Just ‘right click’ on it and go to ‘properties’”.

 

“High octane gas is bullshit.”

 

“I’m pretty sure that was a meteorite.”

 

“You can’t stay on the trail your whole life.”